
While other businesses spend time discussing ROI, the bottom line, and presentations, we at milk milk have an ongoing “what superpower do you want?” debate.
Sunny has long been a proponent of the time-turner, while teleportation has been my dream for many years. Time travel is wrought with problems…what about the butterfly effect? What if you run into yourself? Sunny sees it as an opportunity to explore other times and also get way more done….but I say, people would then have absurd expectations and you’d spend even more time working!
Yes, teleportation has its possible problems. If you can’t see where you are teleporting, you could end up in a block of cement. If you are Jeff Goldblum, you could end up a giant insect! And if you are Eric Stoltz, you could end up with a completely messed up dog…come on, you know you saw The Fly 2. Whatever happened to Daphne Zuniga anyway, after her Spaceballs and Melrose Place days?
Teleportation rocks for so many reasons. Imagine the possibilities.
-Never have to drive when you are tired or drunk
-Avoid airports and planes forever
-Pop over to Ireland for fish-n-chips and a pint of Guinness (it doesn’t travel well)
-Rob banks and return home, go somewhere that you’ll be on video and have a rock solid alibi
Of course, all of this speculation was thrown out the window when Hiro Nakamura of Heroes came on the scene. Hiro is able to teleport through both space & time. PLUS he can freeze time, which would be very useful.
I want to be Hiro Nakamura when I grow up.