Well, it's that season. Of course you're expecting milk milk to send you stockings and gingerbread houses through the USPS. But I've got bad news -- I was at the post office yesterday and the lines are just too long. You're not worth the wait.
So I tried emailing eggnog lattes from Starbizzle, but they got stuck in the google tubez and fried my motherboard. I guess I should have gone with fat-free.
Instead, we made a special holiday card. It features our beautiful office manager Lola pulling a holiday sleigh with the help of a couple gorgeous holiday reindeer. Lola has a red holiday nose, and the harnesses have special holiday bells that sound like children laughing.
As for holiday slogans, before we finally settled on "This holiday season, pigs can fly," we spent a good hour banging our heads against the wall helping creativity fall out.
Check out some of the other contenders.
A take on a great movie:
Hammin' it up:
My personal favorite was born in a fit of frustration:
Merry Holidays, friends.
