It's true, it's true!
The important info first -- check out the contact page for our new address. The milk milk phone contacts are all still the same, and email too, which apparently isn't linked to your physical address. What a strange world we live in.
Our building seems to have tons of secrets (and hopefully a sordid past!) that I can't wait to fully explore. Here are three examples of why the new digs are cooler than your grandpappy's attic:
1. I found an old stack of posters advertising a casting call for Gus Van Sant's Paranoid Park - apparently this is where he found his high school kids for the movie.
2. There is a vault in the basement, complete with a combination lock in the door.
3. In said basement, I saw a bunch of kids in uniforms -- apparently there's some sort of school / day program down there.
But it calls into question - is the vault there to lock the children in? or are the children there so I have something to lock in the vault? Either way, I know what I'll be doing when my eyes get too buggy from my monitor.
Also, dear Fedex delivery guy, our address does in fact exist. So next time look for the building that has our address on it, ok? The numbers and letters are like a foot tall, and there's only four buildings on the block. C'mon.
In closing, I just made a trip to the restroom (in which there is tremendous light and a wonderful mirror), and I must say -- I look especially handsome today.