The other day I got a chance to take that sick In4mation/Brixton Castor out for a test run.
There are secrets that nobody has told you about this straw wonder. Things you aren't supposed to know. I'm not going to lie to you - it's not going to make you run faster. It will not make you jump higher. But it will make you summertime ice cube chilly chill just in time for the onset of autumn. And if my one night on the town in this beaut' is any show of it's magical abilities, it will make people like you. It will make you Party Central, it will make you King of the Jukebox, it will even make you better at pool than your girlfriend - but not your girlfriend's dad because he took billiards classes in college. People danced, people cheered. Gravity was so distracted it forgot to hold us down. It. Changed. My. Life.
After all, it's not a hat. It's a party. On your head.
