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Blow Me, Kanye

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Ok, anybody who knows me also knows that I can’t stand Kanye. While Gold Digger is one of my all-time favorite dance jams, a good half (or more) of each Kanye album is purely throw-away trash, his rhymes are weak sauce and the man has absolutely no grasp on the english language. More over, his absurd self involved ego-maniacal rants and claims of being 1: “the voice of a generation” and 2: “persecuted” in some way for being black – what is this freak smoking?! Is he snorting pixie sticks? Huffing computer cleaner? Or perhaps simply intoxicated on the noxious fumes of his huge flaming ego.

Well, this time, he really has gone too far. As usual, Kanye thinks in terms of black & white and is completely devoid of couth. The other night, in the middle of the MTV Video Music Awards, a young Taylor Swift was in the middle of accepting an award for Best Female Video for “You Belong With Me.” A mere couple sentences into her acceptance speech – a momentous occasion in her life – Kanye rushed the stage, interrupted her, usurped the spotlight, and had the audacity to talk about Beyonce making “one of the best videos of all time.” He might as well have walked on stage, bitch slapped Taylor and called her a honky.

Kanye, taking this moment from a young girl, a moment that can never be replaced, as you peddle your recycled 80s glasses and claim people are taking something away from you…do us all a favor, take your millions and your oh-so-tortured-nobody-gets-me-cause-I’m-a-genius crap and go the hell away. Kanye – you are not only a gay fish, you are a little bitch.

Kanye West Has Truly Lost It This Time

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